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Post: #3
Reply to: #1
Joined: 21st Jan 2005
From: Netherlands
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I agree with Cray on the question asked; do you need a threat to give you some security in life? You probably have a whole chain of thought behind this threat-reasoning, but the way you've thrown it out here makes it seem as if you just blurted this out; "I've been thinking that we need threats, so here they are!" An additional question; why isn't this in the serious discussion board? Seems more like where it should be?
As for the threats themselves;
Most of the mentioned threats are very political and are (asides extremely boring in their reasoning) usually nothing special to worry about. It's the grey oldies running the countries' way of playing with eachother and, when they're feeling particularly naughty, fumbling. It's when they mobilise their armies that the reasonings (often nothing worth starting a war about) get interesting. And I don't mean that the arguments brought forth are interesting, but the reasoning why those grey retards think they need to kill eachother are interesting. But ah well, I could have a long write-up here, but I'm sure this wouldn't make anyone happy, so I'll quickly summarize the countries mentioned by you below and will give my opinion regarding their threat level.
From Russia, with love
Hrm well, Yesu's definitely right on the whole state of Russia. (Well, at least viewed through what we get to hear from the media.) But Russia messing with Europe? Well, it's definitely an option seeing the soft and fragmented position of the EU. However, if the EU would get their act together (not happening anytime soon, but ah well) then Russia would only burn their fingers. The idea that Russia is a match for any Western country atm is somewhat laughable. Also, I think the most Russia might do is threaten and use relatively mild means of persuasion, seeing as they still sell most of their gas to us. (And they're making big money off it.)
China
Money-wise; what Yesu said. One major thing Yesu forgot though; culture. Chinese culture is honorable and when you dent their honor, I'm pretty sure China won't be afraid to fight a war, even if it ends up weakening their economy. China's smart enough to to let Kim Jong Ill (North-Korea) mess things up for them, but Taiwan? If there's going to be an armed conflict between two (or three!) military superpowers, then it may well be over Taiwan. So what could happen? Well, Taiwan declaring independance and being recognized as independant by the UN and Western countries? Err yeah, you might want to raise your defcon level right about then...
North Korea
They're not going to fight the US on their grounds but then again, I don't think that ever was their intention. If North-Korea is going to fight, then it's going to be over resources. (Which they're seriously lacking right now.) I wouldn't worry about North-Korea starting any offensive right now until they get sufficient resources to do so. Well that and they might attempt to invade the South again, but I only think that might happen if they're threatenend very seriously... (Like, their great dictator finding out that they've truly run out of food, and he's going to be without desert.)
Iran
Hard to tell, but Achjemidad (how-the-feck-DO-you-spell-his-name?) does appear to be a bit of a nutter. Still, can't see him starting an offensive with what he has in material right now. I think his main interest is trying to destabilize the region and to up oil prices and potentially bully Israel a bit. (But not enough to give the Israeli Defence Force a reason to change their name to Israeli Offense Force.)
Some middle- and south-african countries
Seriously, Ivory Coast? I mean like what the fuck? Sure, the brothers Kalou kick a decent ball, but calling them a threat? What are they going to do? A schwable in the US' penalty area, getting an undeserved penalty and winning from the US in the soccer world cup? More seriously; Etheopia and Somalia are more havens for bandits and terrorsist, so in that way it might be of some danger to the US. Though I highly doubt they'll ever make it past US customs, with all the Orwellian security in place.
Japan
Japan wanting a normal army? Well, can't blame them, now can we? And with the rise of China's economy and armed forces and Russia regaining some (epmhasis on some) power, having a powerful ally in that region might be in the best interest of the US. I should also remind you that Germany has had fully functional armed forces for a long time already. Of course, the reason for rearming the Germans at the time was Russia on the other side of the Iron Curtain, but still, if a country that caused one and was heavily involved (being the main enemy) in two world wars, why decline a country involved in only one world war such a right? (Because having decent armed forces to defend one's country is a right wherever you are on this world.) The most bad thing that can indeed be said about Japan is them not showing remorse. Well Japan is just as honorable in culture as China and that's the reason why their governments (multiple, because it's a state-nation, just like the US) don't want to tell of all the shitty things their ancestors have done in the past. Those are hardly honorable, now are they? Of course this isn't good, but their population not showing remorse isn't odd if they're not taught properly about their history, now is it? Besides, don't know if you ever met a Japanese person, but those that I met are very paccifistic. Wouldn't worry about 'em.
The Netherlands
We smoke weed. We do abortions. We do euthanasia (sp?). We are EEEVIIILLL!!! Any proper American citizen watching Fox News should know this! Those Dutchies might be below sea level and might be small but that's just it! Watch out for 'em! They might be building the next Red Army while we're not looking and not expecting! 'Arrrr!!!
Zombies
Now this is the real threat, if you ask me. OK, so they're not, but I'm just getting in the mood for 28 Weeks Later and Planet Terror... That and a virus like avian flue might truly become the biggest killer of this decade..
Ah well...
The Art of War is not to Eliminate one's opponent, but to make peace as quickly as possible...